Greetings from Goa

Howdy y'all

Myself, Dubai, Benno, "Miss" Joey Lovelady (according to the tournament entry sheet, I guess he could pass for a butch lesbian with that hairstyle) et all arrived yesterday after a fantastic flight with Thomson and a wonderful 2 hour+ guided tour through the beautiful, tranquil non-polluted high economy and thoroughly safe city of Goa in the finest taxis money can buy, with drivers to match. I've never really considerd death during my 24 years on this planet, until yesterday. Shocking.

The resort itself is pretty cool, private beach and a pool which has a bar you can swim upto. Tourney starts on the 2nd and all I've seen is "name" players with big results, so obviously we're the value here. They're talking about 150 runners or so, one of us surely has to go deep.
Hiring a yacht tomorrow I think it's £200 an hour between 11 of us. Actually, 10 of us, Ben "Sunday8pm" Mayhew has freerolled onto the trip via eating pineapple covered in sand and watermelon with no hands, but he still has 2 tasks to complete before allowed entry to the all inclusive day. Should be fun.

I'm probably going to head off to Thailand after we're done here, I can't stomach that ridiculously bad flight home, and since I've travelled all this way, I may as well go for at least a couple of weeks.

Oh, and surprisingly there's plenty of ladies here, and only one bar, so they can't escape us, we've just got to prevent Julian Thew from cramping our style, I hope he doesn't bust out the pink and brown cardigan again.

Lots more to tell you about, but I'm typed out, and we're going to a restaurant soon because Dubai doesn't want to eat the free buffet they're putting on for us every night. Cheerio

Best
J